Call me Master of the Obvious here, but the criminal rung of society for the most part isn’t comprised of the smartest individuals. As a Houston resident now for almost two years, I have seen some insane stories and videos courtesy of the local news channels, but this fight video which shows a former MMA champion-turned gas station attendant absolutely annihilating a pair of “maybe-we-should-have-made-sure-the-gas-station-clerk-wasn’t-an-MMA-fighter-before-robbing-his-buddy” robbers just might take the cake. You’re going to want to watch this video – trust me!
If you watch one video this year, make it this one – seriously. There’s a reason why you should never, ever mess with a baby bear, especially when you’re out in the wild. You would think that piece of advice would simply be common knowledge at this stage in our evolution, but apparently some people still haven’t quite caught on. How this video hasn’t crossed the 1,000,000 view mark is beyond me – watch this insane bear video right now! More bear stories after the jump!